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I am thinking of emigrating to Pakistan?

When i get there i will need free housing, free healthcare and a free interpreter (so i can claim all the benefits that i am entitled too). I will also need a grant from the government so that i can build a christian church. It sounds great doesn't it?

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1. Bye bye then.
2. mind and take your extended family with you,,,,
3. LOL. Actually, i really did lol. You ARE a card. You forgot to say you impose (real) democracy there.
4. What are you smoking?
5. Sounds like a place to go for a moocher. I want to earn my keep and teach my children some moral values. You can get help here in the state to build a Chrisitan church. If you want to go, Goodbye. I love my freedom too much to leave
6. PLEASE GO...and the horse you rode in on........
7. So long, Sucker!
8. You really should not drink before breakfast.
9. halo liam .. Ciamar a tha thu well i got my morning giggle thanks..
10. I think your making an excellent point Liam.
11. Have a nice trip! Oh Wait, you're already on one!
12. If i supply the coaches and have a word with my mate Richard Branson will you take a load back with you to where they belong
13. Why not Poland? Im sure they are short a few people at the moment. Dont forget to workout first,whiten your teeth, wear the best of clothes and you should fit right in!
14. might be difficult to find somewhere that stocks your Tennants super
15. HHA go for it and remember when u dont get what u want cry racism.
16. Are you not getting the country a little bit mixed up there??;-)
17. Weathers nice ,dont forget your soap and deodorant,they have none there
18. lmao... good idea... haha... im still laughing... haha... haha... haha... okaii... im stopping... now... (:
19. There's nothing logically wrong with the sentence
20. Your sarcasm is not nice, were you never taught to share, one day you may be in a refugee boat and then see how you like it.
21. when you go can you take all the other little brown people with you !
22. yeah sounds great think i will go there aswell and get a grant off the pakistan goverment to open a corner shop then i could pay very little tax if any and they wouldnt say a word incase i call them racists lol
23. khuda aafeez allaha aafeez
24. Good luck for you could vanish off the face of the earth.
25. Better Afghanistan Pal,good luck Chuck!
26. Goodbye
27. Your sarcasm is noted. Wow. How boring would your life be if you weren't consumed with racial hatred against the Pakistanis? You wanted to be a hate magnet - it worked, you got your payoff with all the anti-immigrant responses here. Just remember when you fall - and you will - you will have only yourself to blame. And none of these other racists will be there to help you.
28. Lol! Don't forget your grant for re-training and your grant to "set yourself up" with furniture etc. Methinks you will get none of this. Our country is the only one stupid enough to give away tax payers' money like this.