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Qwestions that are LIFE AND DEATH! HELP!?

If vampires drink blood, but the blood contains aids... would it kill them? If segragation was still around, would african americans be considerd a second pasanger in the car pool lane? Why dose bill gates have a pool boy? Dosent he have a fully self sufiicant house? Or are there other motivations... >_> since the majority of ilegal imagrants are "short" in comparison to the general population. Wouldent it be logical to crack jokes about them crawling under the fence rather then hoping it? Is it hard for asains to put in contact lensis? Do they make Oval shaped contact lensis? People say if you have big hands big feet and a big head "other" parts of your body should be big too. Are they talking about deformed babys? When people see chuck noris why do they shout holyshit? did he soil himself?.... According to statistics the american youth has the lowest GPA levels comapired to the rest of the world.... dosent that make us the smartest acroding to Jacques Derrida ? Why is Jesus a man? If he is the son of god why isnt a giant green sphere that spits out matter? Are trees really green or are we the ones who are color blind? Could god "create" somthing so powerfull not even HE could controll it? if allgore is really about saving the forest... why did he spend 1.2billion dolars last year? Money isnt made from dirt. if african americans were still slaves would the local homedepot have actuions and would our southern border be closed? If you can sell people on cregs list without there permission, cant I sell president obama? If my grandpa has a hard time getting up from dinner and he weighs 230 would it be imposable for someone who weighs 400 to get up after using the restroom? How would he even wipe?.... When did people start using yahoo awsners for personal gain rather then the spread of knowlage? Why do people get mad when you repeat a joke from dane cook? They arnt trademarked.....thing that are trademarked must be used in commerce to identify and distinguish the goods or services of the applying party from those of others. Why dont people can asains red necks? They have the fairest skin type... Since when was it acceptable to post inapropreat information on yahoo awnsers?

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1. Too long.
2. Yeah, too long! And some of this is racially charged!
3. I completely agree with the other two. dude you might want to summarize it because i don't think anyone's gonna spend that much time reading this.