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Are you a real Harry Potter fan?

If you cannot answer 100% of the following questions, then you are NOT a real Potter fan. In Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, when Harry was on the Hogwarts Express and was attacked by a Dementor for the first time, how long was Harry passed-out on the floor for? (Down to the last second, please.) In Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, what did Harry have for breakfast on the morning of the first Quidditch match? (Gryffindor vs. Slytherin.) In Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, in the chapter titled "The Triwizard Tournament", what House was Eleanor Branstone Sorted into? In Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, Dobby the House Elf stopped Harry from recieving the letters that his friends from Hogwarts sent him. Just how many letters were there total that Dobby kept Harry from getting? In Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Harry, Ron, and Hermione set up an organization called "Dumbledore's Army". At the end of one of the group meetings for Dumbledore's Army, Harry and another student from Ravenclaw, Cho Chang, kiss. How long did the kiss last? In Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone, Harry's Uncle Vernon buys a gun to protect himself and his family against "Harry's lot". What was the brand of the gun? In Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Fred Weasly died after being crushed by the rubble from an explosion in the wall. What floor of Hogwarts was Fred on when this happened? Thank you for answering this. And remember, if you can't get every one of these questions correct, then you are NOT are real Harry Potter fan. @Apple Frost- Haha! I love you! @Joshms- Well, that was sorta my point. Actually, I'm not really sure what my point was. I guess I just wanted to see how people would react:p And I saw a question a lot like this one earlier, so I'm partly making fun of the guy who asked the original one.. @renee- I couldn't agree more:) Tsk, tsk, so far NONE of you meet the standards of a real Harry Potter fan! I'm disappointed.

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if u get 100 perecent u have no life srry its true
Um, if u don't know the answers it doesn't mean ur NOT a "real" Harry Potter fan. A real harry Potter fan is someone who loves the books, thye don't have to know every single detail.
I don't understand why you'd have to get all of these questions right to be a real Harry Potter fan. I think it'd make you more like a Harry Potter creep.
A fan isn't someone who knows every single detail about the books. That would be more like an expert, or someone with an obsession. A fan is someone who enjoys the books.
1. Precisely 3024 hours, 42 minutes, 12.765 seconds. 2. A Pop-Tart. Chocolate strawberry to be exact. 3. She wasn't sorted. The Sorting Hat was out partying the night before, and had a hangover the next morning. (He told Dumbledore he needed a "personal day.") 4. None. Dobby just told Harry he kept the letters to make Harry feel better. 5. Well, they were going for the record in the Guiness, so it was really long. 6. Marshmallow gun. It does a lot of damage. I learned the hard way. 7. Fred didn't die! No, I'm not in denial. I think I did fairly well. Naw, I'm just joshing you. I have short-term (and long-term) memory loss, so I'm lucky if I can remember what the books are called, let alone these details. But the quiz was fun :) STAR! EDIT: Come on guys, have a sense of humor. EDIT 2: Thank you, Kelly. I love you too :) @Lyra: Probably not. But if one comes out in the future, I'm going to sue. They probably saw this answer!!! If it did exist, that would be uber yummy. @Joshms: Touche!
Okay, so my faith in humanity is telling me that this is trolling. If I am wrong, and you are really this bad, then congratulations. You make Twilight fans look almost normal.
Kelly, you are my favorite. I can't answer any of these. @Apple Frost: There's such a thing as strawberry chocolate poptart? @Joshms: "@Apple Frost: "Naw, I'm just joshing you." Yeah? Well I'm just apple frosting *you*!" HAHA! Edit: I can't believe so many people are missing the point and the humor in this. Oh, well. More laughs for those of us who get it! @kashtastic: While I love rambling, I have to say that I disagree with you! I love movie Ron and I think he's perfect as book Ron! I think they secretly are the same.
I don't know, I'm such a big harry fan I fainted whgen he did. He had the Slytherin Quiddich team. Because he eats those gits for breakfast. Is that a trick question? A very large pile of leter,s about 100 I believe. Although, it may havge looked like 100 but been less as Hermione would write loooong letters. Quite some time, unfortunetly, due to the fact she was crying and slobbering on him as she is just so emotional. A good Twisty Rifle 3000. In a lovely knot shape, due to Hagrid. Fred was killed by Yaxley, actually.
Hahahahahaha. This question is EPIC WIN! I wish I could answer these but I obviously can't. Hey Kelly, can you answer your own questions?? If not then you're not a true fan just like the rest of us...lol.
Choice C for all of them. Final answer. P.S. - Ouch, I have a papercut :( P.S. 2 - I agree with the point I think you're making (that point being WE ALL FAIL!). Just kidding, I think you're trying to say that there are no "real Harry Potter fans". Someone is either a fan or not a fan, plain and simple. @Apple Frost: "Naw, I'm just joshing you." Yeah? Well I'm just apple frosting *you*!
1. 18 hours 9 minutes and 24.8 seconds. The whole train was halted just for him. 2. Apple Frost! :) First thing that came to mind. XD 3. She never got sorted, she was eaten by the giant squid on her way to Hogwarts, but we'd all like to say she's a Slythindor. 4. 10438435983. Believe me I counted personally. Harry is soooo popular, all those mails are fan-girls. :) 5. 98 million hours 24 minutes and 18.43 seconds. If you look closely at Harry afterwards you can see warts on his lips. 6. Bazooka. Hell yeah!!! 7. No, no no silly! You got it all wrong. Fred died, but he got REINCARNATED as a caterpillar so he could still help with Weasley's Wizard Wheezes. Really Kelly, are you sure you read the books? Well I'm sure I got an OUTSTANDING in that test. :P hahah nice question STAR! EDIT: The only real question I can do is the Eleanor Branstone question. She was sorted into Hufflepuff. I'm reading the fourth book right now. lol. :P
That's a load of BS. I don't know the answers to those, and I am not having any random person on the internet tell me that i am not a Harry Potter fan, when i have been reading the books for about 10 years. @Zoey; No offence, but you don't really know what a troll is, do you? Because although the accuzation in this question's description is far from correct, it is not considered trolling
Well, if your user name is Kelly, Queen of Narnia, then YOU aren't a true HP fan! FYI: Harry Potter fans aren't measured by their knowledge of Harry Potter, but their loyalty to the series and to Jo Rowling.
This made me LOL xD And wow, I am shocked at how many people didn't get the humor in this... Now I'm afraid to go visit Harry Potter Land when it opens. I can just imagine some overly obsessed wart bugging me while in line for a ride about how -she- has all their autographs, and how -she- celebrates all of their birthdays, and how -she-.... @ Apple Frost: I agree, Fred did not die. There is no way. Because, that would mean that she killed off ALL of my favorite characters...and J.K wouldn't do that to me...-twitch-
You either have a humoungus sense of humor or are humoungusly stupid. I'm guessing ou're funny. I cracked up when I read that. 1)In Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, when Harry was on the Hogwarts Express and was attacked by a Dementor for the first time, how long was Harry passed-out on the floor for? (Down to the last second, please.) Not mentioned In Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, what did Harry have for breakfast on the morning of the first Quidditch match? (Gryffindor vs. Slytherin.) Not mentioned In Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, in the chapter titled "The Triwizard Tournament", what House was Eleanor Branstone Sorted into? Not mentioned or maybe idk... In Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, Dobby the House Elf stopped Harry from recieving the letters that his friends from Hogwarts sent him. Just how many letters were there total that Dobby kept Harry from getting? not mentioned In Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Harry, Ron, and Hermione set up an organization called "Dumbledore's Army". At the end of one of the group meetings for Dumbledore's Army, Harry and another student from Ravenclaw, Cho Chang, kiss. How long did the kiss last? not mentioned In Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone, Harry's Uncle Vernon buys a gun to protect himself and his family against "Harry's lot". What was the brand of the gun? not mentioned In Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Fred Weasly died after being crushed by the rubble from an explosion in the wall. What floor of Hogwarts was Fred on when this happened? not mentioned There. Am I not the ultimate Hp fan? I cant believe the being-knowledgable-does -not-make-you -a-true -fan people. No sense of humor. Poor souls. Hopefully, they can answer them when they all move to hogwarts (which is today) I stink at spellings, in case you havent noticed.
1.it were the death eaters who fainted.i would say it was luna that caused them to faint,but all blame's on harry....oh well............. 2.peppermint frogs,chocolate toads,and plimpie soup. 3.it doesn't matter which house she went to.mcgonbagall told me she's a squib.O_o 4.12345678910 excluding the fan mail dobby had written himself 5.7 hours,as in the movies...:P...i'm surprised how they lasted.......... 6.it was "doorsley" i even know its commercial "da-da-da-da-doooorrrrsleyyyyyyyyy" 7.he was in the astronomy tower haha i was just joking...i'm feeling quite hyper at the moment.but seriously,i'm quite a HP fan!
I don't think there are too many hardcore HP fans out there.... I mean if there were, there would be more people out there who realized that Movie Ron does not equal Book Ron. They could not be more different! I'm surprised the other characters didn't notice and make a big deal out of it. I'm thinking that maybe this is a little bit like The Brady Bunch. You know when Jan (Eve Plumb) left and they had to recast her. I'm thinking that Book Ron was going to be in the movie, then he decided against it for some reason... maybe Pigwidgeon was ill and he had to be hand fed every hour on the hour and Book Ron was too busy with that to be a movie star... so they decided to cast Movie Ron instead...
so i was reading these. making up answers as i go. i was thinking "wow, she's hilarious," but then i read the one about fred. my heart jumped in my throat literally. i love fred... but anyway, i don't know any of these. so i guess i don't like harry potter. maybe i should go watch hannah montana now....
NONE OF THESE WERE MENTIONED!!!!!!!!! uhhhhhhh but here are my preferred answers: 1. pi 2.Pie 3.Ravenclaw 4.554 excluding the ones that dobby had written from the future 5.10 second I wish it were shorter I don't like her she is whiny 6.a water gun they all melt if water toughes him 7. 7th cuz seven is an awesome number like the weasley twins
Dont you mean, Are you a real Harry Potter nerd?